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.The Good Ones.

I don’t know if you’re familiar with it, but there is a phrase that goes, “All the good men are either taken or gay.”  Well, my response to that is: All the good women are either taken or more into your best friend than you.  It gets really messed up when shes both. Of course, … Continue reading

.Mario.

Silly “men.”  As boys, we are given the message early: Mario.  A simple hard working man trying to get his woman; fighting through countless stages and numerous bosses, for what?  What does Peach ever do for Mario?  Nothing.  She runs away with another man, or lizard-man.  That tease. Her best friend’s a mushroom. justanotherrandomthought .LeaveAComment. … Continue reading

.Age.

I’m twenty.  Eww.  My birthday was a little over two weeks ago(during my long WordPress hiatus) and, to be honest, it’s still difficult getting used to saying, “Yeah, I’m twenty.”  In fact, after eighteen, getting used to saying any age over that was so weird that I feel like I skipped over nineteen, entirely.  Proof?  … Continue reading